August 2009
1 post
June 2009
2 posts
monYAK monYAK MONYAK OPPPPAHHH!!! lost your money....
Yesterday, yours truly, a decent representative of the american education system, got HUSTLED by a toothless wizard who sold his soul to the devil. How did it happen?
3 words: BLACK-MAGIC HYPNOSIS.
Sam and I decided to walk through a not-so-great area of Tel Aviv because we are tough peddlers like that. We passed through one of those junk markets where you can buy almost anything any piece of...
we. have. LIFT OFF.
Greetings to my thousands of readers! I am sure you greedy hedons have noticed that my once powerful blogabilities (TM), which have repeatedly provided you giggly schoolgirls with countless hours of raw, life-sustaining entertainment, has slowly diminished to mere spurts of mediocre filler. Well, not for long! Don’t give up yet! Yes, my friends, WE HAVE LIFT OFF!!!!
WEEEEEE HUUU!!!!...
April 2009
2 posts
Sleeping on a bench, in EILAT: city of paradise
I just got back from Eilat, to visit my friends, and let me just say, that place is amazing. Its a resort city in the very south, on the Red Sea, and its beauty is surpassed only by that of the vacationers.
The first night, I slept at my girlfriends place, but apparently I hogged the bed and she did not get any sleep. This led to one of the dumbest arguments ever, and, to make a long story short,...
chillin' with would-be gangbangers: my campfire...
I just finished a 3 day excursion into the heart of a beautiful pine forest in the north of Israel, near Haifa, with several hundred “troubled” teenagers. Overall it was a good experience, and I would like to share a few memorable moments which I am sure to remember fondly until the day I die.
First and foremost, my job was to positively influence the kids in my group of 7, who...
March 2009
1 post
growing beards and stinking. yes, i am homeless.
Its been a few days since I have had no permanent address, and it feels great. The first thing I noticed as a newly crowned homeless man is that my bags are heavy as hell. without wheels, every time you hear “the hostel is 2 blocks ahead and to the left” you just say oh gawd and put them down to rest. Then you begin to notice how uncomfortable you become if you don’t have access...
February 2009
1 post
Time flies, hell, its almost 2009!!....?
Hi friends
Well, last time I posted, I was just a young and inexperienced adolescent, struggling to understand my purpose in my respective space and time. Unfortunately I am still just a young and inexperienced adolescent, struggling to find my purpose in my respective space and time, but now I have a different job, where I can still daydream about just how young and inexperienced I am as an...
December 2008
1 post
November 2008
1 post
Drinking with Russians: Scratch one off the To-Do...
Ha! 3 days ago I was walking to my room when one of the russian guys from the program stopped me and offered me some whiskey. I could not refuse, after work, so I went inside and relished a short drinking session, where I had 2 or 3 drinks with the only 2 russian guys in the program.
They are real russians. One is crazy, and is hated by all americans because he likes to touch girls without their...
October 2008
10 posts
UK: how i got owned part 1 (of hundreds)
sup diggies
its been 2 days and i feel like ive got a hundred stories, mostly of me getting owned. although people speak english here, I CANT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. it always starts out the same:
me: hi, i need the megabus train to manchester. where can I buy tickets?
chap: the qeue is bungered past over the line down there, half four
me: im sorry, i dont follow, where do i go?
chap: THE QEUE...
i am curious to know how many people dvr “how its made” on discovery channel
seems to me like a show that should come on at 4 in the morning, for a different demographic
today i bought some nice corduroys at costco, which, in case you haven’t heard, is the hip place to go to buy fashionable wear (i dont say clothes anymore, that is SO trashy).
I wear my new corduroys with crocs, and girls shake their head in disappointment.
Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make... →
song of the week: the key by tosca
September 2008
2 posts
Song of the week: le voyage de penelope by air